The Middle Seat
Image from: https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSNqrQJdEW6Ia89iD3qXeTLmuyA-fR0dRq48oPxVzxRqzmK2R4f Here I am in 18E knees tucked up in an A320 It's a place where a 56" chest is no good with no elbow rest but that's what I get for booking late at least it keeps my spine straight And the guys next to me are nice And only one is about my size So I'll sit here, content to be cramped What other choice do I have Fortunately on the way home Medallion privileges I still had some Thus when it's time to go I was able to get an exit row (c) 2017